Away message # 1

This is one of my away messages on AIM. I thought some of you might get a laugh out of it. I have a few others I'll post at some point.

"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. Grandpa Gets a Casket
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
12. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
13. Strangers Have the Best Candy
14. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
15. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
16. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
17. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry