The Tele (say it like you are from Britian damnit!)

Or even better,  try saying it with a bad british accent,  like Madonna  ;)
 
I'm telling you now,  I hate the telephone.  The less I'm on it the better.  It seems at work I get a fair share of it. In the past it wasn't uncommon to get about 200 phone calls a day.  While things have slowed down some, it still isn't what I would call pleasant.
 
So to the people out there that love to talk on the phone,  I'll try my best to talk and be polite about it...  but sometimes I may be very much to the point because of lack of wanting to be on it.  And don't take it the wrong way.. it has nothing to do with you,  just the phone itself.