In Which I Don’t Offer A Signing Bonus

Even though I disagree with what they are saying I at least understand what people are talking about when they make statements about being against gay marriage or that they feel homosexuality is immoral.

What I cannot seem to understand is when people accuse homosexuals of “recruiting.” I mean its not like those statements where I just disagree with them—I just have no idea. I mean I understand each word but it’s just when you put them together that all meaning seems to be lost!

There are no homosexual scholarships to entice people.
There is no free shiny new toaster you receive when you signup.
You don’t even get a free key chain!

I can’t even argue against this position because like I said before… I just have no idea what it means.
-Bingo